Back in May, I took I picture in a bathroom at the first event I had attended since March 14, 2020
A bathroom selfie
I did it as a joke
There it is. The one that started it all
Since that time I’ve taken more pictures
Again, all with tongue firmly ensconced in cheek
In reply, I’ve received all manner of comments
“Damnit, I hate it when I click on these”
“About to unfollow”
“Dapper”
🤌
🔥🔥🔥🔥
“Don’t hurt em”
All are valid responses
I generally let people know that the man in the mirror is a certified fool for doing this if anyone slides into the DMs. (Do the kids still say that?)
My mother calls bathrooms “rest rooms” which she shortens to “RR”. With her accent it sounds like “Aah Aah”. We say Aah Aah in my family when facilities are required for personal comfort
So, I’ve been taking pictures in the Aah Aah trying to make people laugh. Didn’t know I’d be making them mad, seem foolish, tricking their sense of propriety
One follower suggested a coffee table book
One suggested I begin a clothing line
One suggested I should be banned from using my phone
More than one has suggested I stop. Really. Please. Stop
Those who know me well can attest that I may be the least narcissistic person they know, which is in itself the most narcissistic statement I have ever written
In fact, I still have imposter syndrome, even though I’ve tried to get rid of that, too.
As Groucho Marx said, “Why would I want to be a member of a club that would have me as a member?”
These pictures are meant to make people laugh. I had no idea that such stupidity would cause so many reactions.
Especially with toilets, toilet paper, stalls, driers in the background
Again, as I have written to several commenters, “That guy is a fool”
See y’all in the Aah Aah
Dad, what's for supper? 